There’s nothing like a good Friday night, and I’m referring to the money.
August 27th, 2008
“Son of a bitch, you’re running up the meter!”27 comments
August 20th, 2008
"Hey bro, remember me? You wrote that story about me in the paper."3 comments
August 13th, 2008
“It’s the Californians, man, the Californians are the worst.”15 comments
August 6th, 2008
The middle-aged man I picked up at Vendetta is in a hyperactively verbose lather ...0 comments
July 23rd, 2008
When I step into the obese old woman's apartment5 comments
July 16th, 2008
The obese old woman at Fred Meyer has a bad hip and a wheelchair...8 comments
July 9th, 2008
“...I need to take a shower first and wash all of this blood off.”6 comments
July 2nd, 2008
“So I’ve got these two women in the back of my cab who just refuse to get out...”8 comments
June 25th, 2008
“My friend’s getting divorced, and he’s really drunk,” says the bartender...8 comments
June 11th, 2008
The old man in the karaoke bar’s parking lot insists that he doesn’t need any help...0 comments
[June 18th, 2008]
There’s nothing like a good Friday night, and I’m referring to the money. While the money can be very nice, Fridays often devolve into a desperate attempt at triage involving far too many calls from far too many drunks trying to blow off far too much steam. I occasionally find myself hoping for a non-human delivery, with the knowledge that the box won’t ask me to take it to Barracuda and then quiz me about whether I get “lots of bitches getting freaky in the backseat.”
But when the weather’s nice, and people are in good moods, and I somehow avoid landing the mean drunks, well…the job is fun. It’s maybe a secret that I’ve kept too well in this column, but driving a cab can be a complete blast. I drive around for a few hours, listen to good music, meet new people and have great conversations. Most of it is fairly mundane stuff—my fares and I rarely discuss the meaning of life. The vast majority of them are normal people trying to get home for the night.
And on this Friday there are tons of them, and they all seem to be funny, or interesting, or even good-looking and flirtatious, and after 10 minutes they’ll hand me money and I’ll be on my way. And I’m having so much fun, and am so high on the adrenaline, that I don’t even pause to reflect on how lucky I am to have a job I sometimes love.
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Here is a link to Susan Ohanian's comments on her national website re "Save Dave":
http://www.susanohanian.org/show_atrocities.html?id=8075
Ohanian writes:
Save Dave: Madison High S...
I feel ya brother!
Yeah, and speaking of Friday night cab rides, how about that crazy PPS?









